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His store has been neglected… by neglected, I mean that his manager is still on Ehhh, by 25%, I haven’t laughed once, which isn’t a good indicator for a ROM-COM. MMC is the eldest pickle bro and in a competition with his other bro’s to take the family pickle franchise over. The first quarter of this book could’ve and should’ve been condensed to ONE chapter at most. It often takes an entire page to convey one thought of little substance. (Dang it, I did it there.) Please take a look at her book, because it's as funny and sweet and hysterical as she is.moreĮhhh, by 25%, I haven’t laughed once, which isn’t a good indicator for a ROM-COM. She's one of those people who, if you're in pickle, you call her. (She also writes under the pen name Deanna Roy.) She's one of the nicest people I know.

I could make all kinds of puns in here about how Jace is one spicy pickle, or this book is a big dill! but the book is just funnier than anything I'm going to come up with. The problem? Smack-talking Nova Strong, who is either everything wrong with his deli, or everything right for him.īig Pickle is one of the cutest, spiciest books that I've read in ages. I totally needed a funny, spicy book like Big Pickle.

Big Pickle is one of the cutest, spiciest books that I've read in ages. The problem? Smack-talking Nova Strong, who is either everything wrong with his deli, or everything right for him.

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Is Nova Strong everything wrong with my deli, or everything right for me?īig Pickle is a full-length, 300-page standalone romantic comedy full of pickle jokes, giggle-worthy references to male anatomy, and more salty language than a jar of baby dills.more She has no idea I’m only there to spy.Īs I get to the bottom of why my franchise is failing, I desperately need to know one thing: She’s perfectly happy to call bullsh*t when she sees it.īut despite the way we nearly melt the permafrost in the industrial freezer, I have to control myself. I hightail it to Texas to see what’s happened to my restaurant, only to find a sassy little spitfire named Nova Strong in charge. And we have the best salami.īut when my father announces the franchise will go to the most profitable of the three brothers, I learn that even though I’m the biggest Pickle, I’m dead last. I happen to be the oldest Pickle in the family deli business. But when my father 7 hours and 34 minutesĪn enemies-to-lovers, secret boss, gut-splittingly hilarious rom com from USA Today bestselling author JJ Knight

(Although that’s true too.) I happen to be the oldest Pickle in the family deli business. An enemies-to-lovers, secret boss, gut-splittingly hilarious rom com from USA Today bestselling author JJ Knight They call me Big Pickle. What became of it is up to your filthy imagination, but chinaSMACK says the caretaker subsequently 'laughed with satisfaction.7 hours and 34 minutes He’s kind of a big dill. After washing the its bottom with warm water (because not doing so would be disgusting), Zhang spent an hour polishing the monkey's pooper before the peanut finally popped out. Zhang told local reporters the three-month-old lutung was too small for laxatives, so he had no choice but to extract the wayward legume with his lingua. Zoo Keeper Helps Constipated Monkey Pass Peanut By Licking Its Butt For An HourĪs stories about a Chinese zoo keeper licking a monkey's butt in order to save its life go, this one from chinaSMACK is by far the most endearing.Īfter a young Francois' leaf monkey in his care consumed a peanut that had been tossed into its enclosure, Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng noticed that the animal had become dangerously constipated.īeing too big to pass through the monkey's system naturally, the peanut had to be extracted manually.

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